I thought Ben was crowing because he just ...

So, I was sitting in a little coffee shop at this amazing place that I will eventually talk about a lot real soon.
All the sudden Ben walks in the middle of the room and tucks his thumbs in his armpits and crows. Like such a Peter Pan.
And I just laughed, not because he crowed (that was so normal for Ben)but because I thought he was crowing annoucing to the world that he had just um... went to the bathroom. He had been in the bathroom for like 15 minutes. And all these people were cracking up. Then I was like whispering, "why did you crow because you number 2d?" and he was like, "Why are you following me around?"
And then my feelings got hurt. And I also found out he was just outside not in the bathroom. So it wasn't that funny.

The End.